who exactly are the titular super smash brothers
cane and abel
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If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
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me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse*
barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted
me, hoarsely: this is flour
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it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl
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